The Texan Steakhouse

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.

I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

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