A teenage boy who resembles a 35 year old man. He loves doing nothing else but to work all week long. He constantly, without embarrassment, loves to pleasure himself with the desires of the female specimen.
Robert: Look at you, working 40 hours a week, never shaving, going home and doing nothing but touching yourself, you're turning into a real Dane!
Eric: I Know man, I'm making bank though!
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A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.
John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat
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