bus legs

1. The ability for a person to remain upright and not stumble after a bus has departed, the departure being unbeknownst to the person because he/she has turned away from the bus driver after having paid the fare.

2. The ability to remain upright and not stumble while standing in a moving bus.

You can tell that Fred doesn't have his bus legs because he almost ate shit after he got on.

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tag hash

The unpleasant string of hashtags (usually excessive) at the end of a social media post.

That tweet is terrible; it is mostly tag hash.

gumby nipple

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.

Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!