Fuckage

A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.

Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* “Woah! That’s a lot of fuckage!”

Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”

Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”