The dump and dump

As in "take a dump, then dump it on your mom"

A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.

Dude, the other day I just got fed up with people giving me that "I know you just pooped" look, so I dumped in my pants, then dumped it on my mom. The dump and dump

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