Curb Douche

n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.

Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.

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doo dah doo doo

Succumbing to the uncontrollable urge to dance in an uncommon and often uncomfortable way to a stereotypical eighties beat.

Whenever Josh uses that e-piano setting on his keyboard, anything he plays makes me want to doo dah doo doo.

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