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Massagejob

When an agreement is made to give your wife/girlfriend a massage, with the anticipation of receiving a blowjob in return.

You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.

by The Auroch July 26, 2018


Business Sexual

Business sexual is the next step up from business casual attire, where you sex it up a bit. Ladies wearing slightly shorter and tighter dresses, higher heels, more skin. Men wearing tighter jeans, deeper v-necks, fewer buttons done, looser hair, etc.

Bob: “hey bro, what’s the attire for the group dinner tonight?”
Tom: “it’s business sexual..”
Bob: “what’s business sexual?”
Tom: “so dress like you would for an afternoon business event, but sex it up a bit..”
Bob: “oh nice! I just got a new pair of Jordan 1’s I’ve been looking to break out.”

by The Auroch December 12, 2022