California Redwick

There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.

1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.

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Sticky Janitor

To find a Janitor who loves candy so much he/she abuses it in undescribable sexual ways.

The sticky janitor was worst than the teachers, hiding out in the closet to have fun with his sweets.

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