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The area of residence that an individual will move to temporarily (in mind, not necessarily body) once they have hit the 'erb.
Generally used in conversation once a fellow smoking buddy has got to the point just before he/she cannnot open their eyes anymore and decides to crash in your cupboard and fall asleep with their face buried in a pair of your most pungent trainers, but cannot be bothered to move.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for travelling on the Baked Express. We are now entering Stonesville, population - You."
The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.
Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.
Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!
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Tackno is a blending of two musical genres - Techno and tacky bullshit pop.
The word Tackno is the blending of two of those words: Techno + tacky = Tackno
Jon: I must say, I am a big fan of that group Cascada.
Danny: Lame - Cascada are the definition of Tackno mate.
Jon: Yeah, but I just like the big arse on the singer. Bubble butts HOOOO!!
Hadleigh is a small town in rural Suffolk ten miles West of Ipswich, although there is another town in neighbouring Essex called this.
Hadleigh has only two (very lame) credits to its name.
1. Cradle Of Filth originated from there. (I once sold Danny Filth a crappy VCR - cheap bastard)
2. Katy Hill, an ex Blue Peter presenter, was married in a church in Hadleigh. It was attended by such high profile celebs such as "H" from Steps.
That's it. Nothing else has ever happened in Hadleigh. Ever.
Guy 1: So where do you live?
Guy 2: Hadleigh dude.
Guy 1: Where?
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna come back to mine?
Girl: Sure, where do you live?
Guy: Hadleigh.
Girl: .....Fuck....off.....right....now.
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