selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.

Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.

shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...

Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...