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The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.
Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.
An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'
Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'
That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.
Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.
The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.
Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.
An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.
While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.
The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.
Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.
What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.