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The antonym of Pandemonium: refers to a person or event completely devoid of charisma.
Joe's podcast the other night was the epitome of Pandeminimum.
An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.
While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.
What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.
Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
The inexplicable pistachio nuts that, upon opening, contain absolutely nothing.
Matt was dismayed when the last 5 nuts in the bag were mistachios.
The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening
Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.
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The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.
Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...
Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...
Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.