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That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...
Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.
Similar to acappella, except the voice quality is so appalling that nails on a chalkboard would seem melodic in comparison
Sunshine spent Thursday night at home practicing for her karaoke debut that weekend...the result was so accapalling that she shattered two mirrors and killed off several of her tropical fish.
That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.
Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.
The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.
Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.
An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'
Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'
The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.
Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.
Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared
Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .