Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

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Humphry Challenger

A small, yet illusive creature. Looks like a pig badger with two large buckteeth, a pilgrim's outfit (hat with buckle, etc.), and a light saber that will rock your fucking world.

Damn Chris! that humphry challenger just stole my lunch out of the GD trough!

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Jeff

A word used to describe the kind of man that smokes Doral full flavor, drives a beat-up vehicle (of any make, model), has mullet or just jeff hair, beats his wife, smokes ciggs all the time, kicks his pigs, and drinks 24 packs of Busch Light for breakfast. Usually ends up in jail or fucking dead

Chris: "Look at that Jeff looking guy over there"

Mike: "Oh Shit, better run like fucking hell!"

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Dirty Menudo

When a group of mexican nastys bukkake on a young french maid. She then uses the jizz to lubricate a slip n' slide into a pile of shit, where she then has to find and eat the fried okra hidden in the pile.

All Grandpa could say after he looked in the bacyard at the Dirty Menudo festival was........"damn"

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Enid Lake

A mystical and beautiful lake and state park located in northwestern Mississippi. A place to go and fish, boat, and get fucked up and pass out in the cabin. Fuck Fests usually take place here. GO TODAY!
If you swim in lake at night, you may possible get a creamy onion from Jason Vorhees

Chris: Enid Lake goes this weekend....

Matt: jilt

Bobby: not allowed bobbypettit

Mike: FUCK YEA!

P.O.W.

Piss old wanker.....A fake prisoner of war that usually hangs out in VFW's, and other hole in the wall bars and talks about fighting in vietnam. Fake stories and tries to I.D. everyone. Everyone wishes they were still M.I.A.
Bastards

That retarded P.O.W. better leave me the fuck alone before I stick this pool cue up his ass. shit....

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DooDoo Soldier

An animal of shitskin likeness, usually wearing baggy pants, doo-rags, has huge lips, and defends doodoo pile.
Listens to loud ass rap, and has nostrils like a Goddamn camel. i.e. a NIGGER

These fucking doodoo soldiers have been infiltrating northern mississippi for too fucking long now!

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