Tony Blair

Peter Mandelson's bitch.

Reponsible for bollocksing up Britain. Enjoys getting butt-fucked by Europe. Appointed the biggest cretin in political history to be his second in 'command'. Wife is an evil profit-whore. History will show that he and his filthy government were an utter disaster for the UK.

Tony Blair won 3 general elections. Only because there were enough people stupid enough to vote for him.

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mince morsel

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.

The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....

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