Ferrari

Bella Macchina. the perfect automobile blending superb stability and handling, mind numbing performance and the finest craftsmanship in one helluva looking car. With the exception of a few duds, every prancing horse to come out of maranello just backs up the name. the driver of the ferrari should be an enthusiast who truly appreciates the car as a performance machine, but since its inception, the market for the ferrari has seen buyers who buy the car simply to flaunt the yellow badge around town. these people should have it confiscated and given a bentley or a maserati.

notable models include all the 250s (GTO), 365, 308s (288 GTO), 512TR, 355, 360 CS, 430+scuderia, 575, 599, 612, F40, F50, enzo, 458, 458, 458, 355 challenge, not the new california (the V8 is where??) and no models ending with the letters XX as they are simply over hyped bullshit cars that look like i dont even know what.

Yuppie cunt: Hey i just bought the new California, its so cool and its a convertible.

Ferrari purist: Fuck your mother, the engine is missing 4 cylinders and its ass is one of a female negro. Buy a real ferrari like a 355 or something

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