Hillbilly Tuxedo

A full outfit of denim garments to be worn only in extremely groovey situations, nasty basement frat parties and music festivals.

The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.

Dance your heart out soldier.

Troy: “I don’t get how James is getting so many sexy ladies tonight!”

Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”

Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”