No wozzas!

A phrase used in place of "no worries". Typically recognised by autocorrect more so than the original phrase.

Originating from Australian slang "wozza" meaning worry.

Guy: Mate did you grab my charger before we left?
Fella: Shit I forgot. Sorry pal.
Guy: That's alright Friend, I'll grab one from Buddy when we get there.
Fella: No wozzas!

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Fauxning

Faux-boning. The art of simulated sex with your dearest compadre to show your appreciation for them.

When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.

"Brad and Clive are fauxning again. Those guys are real bros."

Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

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