thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

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tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

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mutual

noun or verb (both at the same time)
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er

I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual

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merlyn style

to murder a person and then rape their dead body

I went Merlyn style on her man!

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put it this way

A phrase that someone uses to rephrase something they said before that wasn't comprehensible.

Phil: You're going to eat the floor!

Tyler: What does that even mean?

Phil: Put it this way, I'm going to beat you up.

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Bilbo

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru

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your mom

rebutal

"I saw you cum out of that park washroom and I know what goes down there, gypsy homo," says friend one.
"If anything goes down there it's your mom."
silence
"Oh yeah and your mom is a fag hag by the way."

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