Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

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Fish Eaters

A lesbian, but a really hardcore lesbian who dresses like a guy, or dates chicks who dress like a guy, cause though they love women, they want to be with a chick that looks like a man.

How bout you and your fish eatin friends to go fuck themselves, shave their heads, and listen to some more Ani DiFranco albums

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