Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

buzzhole

The combination of "BuzzFeed" and "rabbit hole." This is the act of inadvertently spending way too much time on buzzfeed.com, mostly because of how easy it is to jump from one article the next.

Guy: "I was just going to read this one thing on buzzfeed, but ended up clicking around the site for hours"

Girl: "Sounds like you got cought in a major buzzhole"

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