Fuck Wad

The end result of coitus left in the middle of the bed. The combined fluids that remain on the sheets after sex.

After we got done humping the hell out of each other, neither one of us wanted to feel the cold fuck wad on our backs. So we both slept on our sides.
I couldn't believe the number of fuck wads my guests left on my spare bed!

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Hammeratosis

The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.

I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.

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