Hebrew Guru

The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish

To study under the Hebrew Guru is to become one with your Judism

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Esther

1 of the most underrated women you’ll ever know never counter out once you get past that stupidness she ben cursed with she very lovable and amazing very beautiful some may not agree cuz they to stupid to see her beauty it’s best to stay mad at her until she makes you look stupid

Esther your crazy has hell thinking you get a man acting like.. just let someone know something besides lil man the duche bag use him then throw him away

melanoma

disease you can contract from using a tanning booth

fancy talk for 'sexified'

Chris: But dad, I heard if you use one of these things you can get something called 'melanoma'
Peter: Ah, dont worry about it, thats just fancy talk for sexified

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sssssssteven!

when someone is being an annoying prick, you reach out for them, slap the top of their head a few times, and use the battle cry "sssssssteven!"

Dude, that bastards really getting on my nervs. Steven him.

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Volcanic Eruption

Form of revenge for such acts as the Mexican Avalanche or Strawberry Milkshake when during a perfectly good bj the chick bites into your rod and you burst a bloody wad, much like lava from a volcano

Dude, Im achin from that volcanic eruption last night.

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Rosey Palms

Rosey: Pinkish Red
Palms: Inner portion of your hand
or
Rosey Palms: The imaginary girfriend of every guy whos only been serviced by himself

Rosey Palms is every guys girlfriend when they are single. She speaks perfect sign language, and shes a dirty slut that'll do anything you want her to.

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hot wings

the best food on thw whole damn planet. Its Deep fried chickeny goodness, and mouth melting spice that just makes it the greatest.

1: Dude, Im hungry. Lets go get some hotwings.
2: HELL YEAH!

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