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Blue Shy Guy Energy

Blue Shy Guy Energy is the desperate need to not be noticed. Named for the definitive act of not only choosing to play as Shy Guy in Mario Kart, but also play as the blue version, the least noteworthy version.
Someone with Blue Shy Guy Energy fears individuality and thrives in a Kafkaesque world.

"Nathaniel, you're radiating Blue Shy Guy Energy today"

by The Big Spicy August 19, 2021