Cougar-me-up

V. When a younger guy asks an older woman to go on a date

Guy: Hey what are you doing tonight
Girl: Going to play bingo, besides I'm to old to hang out with you
Guy: No you're not, you should cougar-me-up tonight

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Big Topper

N.

1) A person who is the best at his profession,job or hobby

2) A person who is a circus groupie

1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper

2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper

Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

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