Joshy

He’s that slick fucker that’ll crack the most diabolical joke about your darkest secrets that you haven’t even told him and then he’ll just claim that he’s kidding and tell you he needs to go find some kids to grope

He also just fucking LOVES his buddies. Usually surrounds himself with people named something like Peter/Christian/Gabriel.

Joshy: “I know you slept with your dog because I was in your closet the whole time! Haha……………. Alright I’m horny where the minors and my buddy Gabriel”