Milk Fiend

A milk fiend is a person who has an addiction to milk and milk shakes. Typically whole milk, rarely 2% and never skim. Often is a big fan of mega gas stations and high end dairy’s. True milk fiends often drink milk until they black out. White milk is the preferred but will substitute with chocolate. May resort to strawberry if in withdraw. Often referred to as “fiends”.

I was at Gas and Wash and there was a milk fiend slamming a half gallon of Oberweiss in the dairy section.

Enchubbed

To get excited about or in high anticipation of. To the point of an etrection or a “chub”

I am totally enchubbed about the new Star Wars movie. or That new movie has me so f’ing enchubbed!