Pluto

A poor little planet that lost its title as planet recently and is now a "dwarf" planet. Pluto is beyond the Kuiper belt and crosses paths with Neptune every something or other years. It and its moon Charon orbit around each other.

Me: Pluto lost its title as planet. I feel bad for it.
Someone else: Its not a living thing so it doesn't matter.
Me: I STILL FEEL BAD FOR IT! FOR FOURTEEN YEARS I'VE BEEN TAUT THAT THERE WERE NINE PLANETS AND NOW THEIR TELLING ME THERE'S ONLY EIGHT! WHAT THE HELL!

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