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crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 27, 2017


paradox

1) One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects
2) The box for the Para machine gun, except spelt wrong with a "D" instead of a "B"

1)Man, those time line paradoxs in Star Trek were awesome!
2) Have you seen my paradox? It has my recepit in it...

by The Black Plague June 28, 2003

2πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Yarrow

Small town located outside of Chilliwack, BC. Finding Yarrow also can compare to finding "A hole in the ground".

After finding Yarrow, any feat is possible.

by The Black Plague June 22, 2003

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


massachusetts

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

by The Black Plague June 28, 2003

35πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


steel

A hard, strong, durable, malleable alloy of iron and carbon, with bits of other stuff in it like carbon, maganese, chromium, nickel, molybdenum, copper, tungsten, cobalt, silicon or a bunch of other impressive-sounding hard things. Its normally used to make structures and other stuff you want to be some-what durable. It also makes your product sound much more safe and cool, like the whole "New-Steel" thing in cars.

To ensure maximum safety and durability, all fisher price products will now be produced from the New-Steel.

by The Black Plague June 23, 2003

48πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


business

1) Commercial, industrial, or professional dealings
2) The occupation, work, or trade in which a person is engaged, a specific occupation or pursuit
3) One's rightful or proper concern or interest, something involving one personally

Its none of your business that I'm making a business that will help us get down to business about this whole business issue.

by The Black Plague June 23, 2003

53πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž