spooge

Spooge. 1. The oozing blorp coming out of an ass that is not cum or turd. Only attained when the backdoor love nest is violated. First coined in Arlington VA by a brother who had come home to find two little bears in his bed.After their eviction he tucked in for a good nights sleep and stuck his hand in spooge. He's never been right since.

Its a funny color-a mixture of cumcream bloodred and a touch of brownius capiusturd-which has already lent itself to a new palette of colors-kind of spoogy." Ilay back sedated,sated and satisfied, but was soon horrified by the spooge dripping from her ass.Oh No!-It was Mom"s bed!

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