George W. Bush

The biggest hick ever to lead this country. And i can say that proudly, because I was on Kerry's side. I mean his mission to fuck everything up was accomplished the LAST four years he was in charge. He doesnt need to do it AGAIN

George W. Bush: I'm the decider!

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procrastination

Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.

I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

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Chuckle-Butt

n. A word used to insult somebody, means basically the same as kunckle head. Knuckle-head is to knuckles in your head, as chuckle-butt is to chuckles in your butt. Can also mean one who farts a lot.

Example 1-
Daughter who is texting her friend on her cell: Daddy, my friend just said i was stupid!
Father: Well, call her a chuckle-butt

Example 2-
Girl-Ew, Chris is such a chuckle-butt
Other girl-Tell me about it. Earlier in math class he blew one right in my face!

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da

stupid slang that people with no life use because they are too stupid to say "the"

Rochelle: Fo shiggily Emily, dat was da bomb! (haha that was just a joke)

but this is for real:

Hannah: is anyone goin to da ting on dec 20th? i wanna no hoo's goin besides me and some other peeps!

Hannah again: i hate cotillion! it is da reason most of my friends are neva on aim!!! so if you go to cotillion i hate u!

hannah is a stupid phillipino girl (dont take me the wrong way here phillipino's are cool) who has no clue what so ever about what having a life means and gets grounded for a week for saying "dudes" i mean jesus

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pearls

now this is something that everyone should know! a girl's best friend, duh!

Jamie was so happy because Don got her pearls for her birthday.

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salt and pepper

when a woman allows her enormous boobs to hang out so much that it looks trashy and slutty

(Sitting in a diner, talking casually, one of the gentlemen looks over yonder and nods his head in dissapointment.)
David: Mike, what are you shaking your head at?
Mike: David, I always feel so deppressed when a woman has salt and pepper.
William Sledd (aka the coolest gay man ever):Oh I know, me too Mike, that woman should never let them hang out that far.

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caliente

if this spanish word is translated into english, it means hot as in attractive, which is something not bad at all. but, on the contrary, to the spanish it means promiscuous

Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Blake, please describe Emily.
Blake: Uh...Emily es rubia?
Mrs Spanish Teacher: Okay, she has more chracteristics than THAT
Adrian (in the back of the classroom): Emily es muy caliente!!
The whole class laughs
Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Okay, Adrian, if you went to Mexico and said that to a young lady, you would get slapped.
Adrian: Why?
Mrs Spanish Teacher gives explanation
The whole class laughs once again
rotflmao!
that is a true story!!

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