Bad Bop Cheeks

Cheeks that are puffy and callous looking in nature, and make a woman completely incapable at dropping good bop.

That bitch got a body, but she got those Bad Bop Cheeks yo.

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Four String Guitar

A guitar with 4 strings. Less strings means it's easier to play. Easier to play means it's easier to learn songs. The quicker your playing songs, the sooner biddies are sucking your dick.

Brian: Nice guitar.
Ted: Thanks, its a Four String Guitar.
Brian: Why does your guitar have 4 strings?
Ted: Cause I wanted bop tonight and not in 6 months after guitar lessons.

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Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

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