Party Parents

The people at a party who perform the tasks a parent would, but instead of young children, there are inebriated guests. eg., cleaning up puke, hydrating, arranging transportation, finding place for everyone to sleep, generally maintaining happiness/health.

"man, i was so wasted last night, i passed out on the floor and this morning i woke up in a soft bed with water and painkillers by my side, there must have been some great party parents."

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