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fuzzjob

A fuzz job is when a women is on her knees giving oral while the lman uses sciosorss to eradicate pubic hairs onto her face, then ejaculates on the woman.

Ex: Dude, i got the BEST fuzzjob l
ast night

by The Bouchebag September 9, 2013


Closet Guard

(N) A statement or physical item and or person to hide someone's homosexuality.

Def 1;
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.

Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.

In other words beard

by The Bouchebag August 12, 2014