coors light

A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.

Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!

Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!

Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.

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