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A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
A virgin that is either gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual.
"Bisshh you a unicorn, ain't you never gonn' see anyone 'round"
The lowest point of boredom to ever exist, that only few have ever searched it on Google. Worse than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, even worse than poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and just a little bit over qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl.
"I was so bored that I typed pominubyvtcrxezwqlkjhgfdsa into my computer, the absolute lowest form of boredom."
1. (Plural) Recs: A word typical of Australian linguistics and online communities, as a shortening of "recommendations".
2. (Singular) Rec: A shortening of the word "Recording", usually all in uppercase lettering.
3. (Singular) Rec: "Recreation", most commonly used in combination as a reference to the television show "Parks and Recreation", "Parks and Rec".
Hey, got any recs for a cheap turntable? Eh, nevermind. Going to go watch some Parks and Rec. Did you Rec it on the DVR?
When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.
Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"
the passcode and file name to the 69th dimension, created by the Creator of the Known and Unknown Dimensions and Universes as a dimension dedicated to sex. The Creator isn't good at security.
"The Creator of the Known and Unkown Dimensions and Universes created the 69th dimension on the 69th day," Said the teacher. "He called the world "dinnerbone69", after a Minecraft Developer.