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When you slap someone with your erect penis across the face.
Tyrone gave Sandy a Harlem Hook Shot and now she has a bruise on her face.
When you smack a bitch with your dick
When that ugly bitch tried to suck my dick l gave her a Hawaiian Pancake
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When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.
That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!
When an Eskimo puts his special sauce in your girls buns!
That asshole Danny gave my gf an Eskimo big mac
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