Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved