Laskero

A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.

-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"

Texican

When someone from Texas has sex with a Mexican, they become a Texican, and any child, if any, is also a Texican.

-Quincy "I slept with that Mexican last night, guess that makes me a Texican"
-Will "Hahahah, fuck your life"

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