Landcruiser

A person of big build who’s carrying some extra mass, someone you wouldn’t expect to be cable of an athletic task (usually climbing) reserved for lean & skinny types (rakes & spiders)

Person A: Fuck man, did you see that big girl flash that 21 grade top rope climb, She’s a machine!

Person B: Nah man, she’s a fucking landcruiser!

Beaver Dam

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.

The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.

Prosett

Maltese slang for "Unbelievable" in a sense that you go fucked over when you were least expecting it.

Pronounced 'Prroooooooosett'

A door to door rug salesman was asked by a customer if he could come back next weekend when should could pay in full, and leave the rugs behind.

He comes back the following weekend

Customer: " who are you "

Rug salesman: " I'm here to collect the payment for the rugs "

Customer " I've never seen you before in my life "

Rug salesman: (bows forward and yells) " PROSETT! "

camel

An individual that can copulate for a prolonged period of time tirelessly.

"How long has he been in there with her, that banging sound is getting annoying?"
"About, 3 hours... that boy is playin like a camel!"

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raildog

Meaning 1:

A person who works in the railway corridor, accepting that while this is better than mining it comes at a similar social price, which is justified for a small financial gain, and still not on par with a poorly paid CPA.

It’s unlikely to see this person on a weekend, you will often hear them complaining that there S/O is mad at them for never been home.

Meaning 2:

An insult used by common folk not understanding why there could possibly be 50+ people doing nothing on the railway at the same time, usually the source of blame as to why their Monday morning train is 5 minutes late.

Meaning 1:

Derik: Is Peter coming out this weekend with the boys ?

John: Nah mate, Pete’s a raildog now.

Meaning 2:

Person drives past a group of workers standing inside a railway fence doing nothing:

‘ you fucking raildogs! ‘