When the groad (area between the asshole and nutsack/vagina) is speckled with residual shit, giving it a rocky texture
I fucked that one chick but man, she had a rocky groad, and that shit was nasty!
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The preferred method of getting from point A to point B, provided that point A is the Asshole and point B is the Ballsack; most often used by homosexual males
Man 1: I plundered Mikes asshole yesterday, then I tickled his scrotum right after
Man 2: How'd you pull it off so fast?
Man 1: Easy, I used the GrundleBus
When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch
Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch
The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else
I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers
When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum
Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered