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The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin April 12, 2011

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