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The University of Florida's Bitches
Gator: Hey bitch, get me a HotDog.
Buckeye: What ..aww.. c'mon man..
Gator: Now Bitch! Don't make me chomp THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY'S ass AGAIN!(does the chomp with arms
Buckeye: ... ...you want relish?
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The act of taking a shit in a toilet already filled with shit because either
A.) It has become clogged or
B.) You're having a Double Stacking contest
J: Man, I was at Ray's the other night and had to take a monster shit, but when I got to the bathroom, the only toilet was already full of putrid shit!
DOOKIE: NO! What'd you do man?
J: Well I tried to flush it, but it just spun around a bit. There was no way I was gonna make it home without squirting all over myself.
DOOKIE: Dude, tell me you didn't....
J: Yep, I just Double Stacked it.
DOOKIE: FOUL!
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To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.
"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"
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What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!
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