Pulling a Curtis

To Jerk off in class

"Man, you pulling a Curtis on me?"
"Shit, man, no, I'm just scratching my balls."

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Crucify

The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.

Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."

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