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A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.
Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.
50π 13π
A niner is not just what you call freshman at high school it can also be anyone at any age. Anybody who messes something up in their life is considered a niner.
Mclellan: I just lost all the money that I invested in this company
Mr Chittle: You stupid niner
137π 53π
A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.
I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.
25π 5π
It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)
Look at that sexy drirl, she's completely wasted and I think I'm gonna take advantage of that
29π 11π
An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.
Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.
Tiffany: Sure which pocket?
Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.
Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!
Jason: Yeah it is.
This is "The Pocket Prank."
37π 10π
A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.
Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!
Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.
Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............
Jim: What? I can't hear you.
32π 7π
A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.
In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.
22π 8π