Gayllet

Gayllet is gay ballet but it is a very useless word because all ballet is gay

Lucas: I have to go to a gayllet with my wife.

Alex: You mean a ballet

Lucas: Same shit

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Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

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Currypop

An Indian lollipop that tastes like a pile of bullshit with horse semen in it that has been steamed in a pot of dog turds and cat piss.

Alex: Your mom's pussy tastes like a currypop

Lui: Woh that's taking it a little too far

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Sarnesesaurus

A guy with a really big head.

Alex: That sure be a large head on that boy there.

Anthony: Tis be a Sarnesesaurus

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Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

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Facecrook

A person who has hacked your account and changed your password so that they can completely own your facebook

My password won't work. Damnit a facecrook stole my account

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Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

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