Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

Clunge Plunge

Clunge Plunge is the male act of losing your virginity. A twist on the phrase "To Take The Plunge".

Joe - I took the Clunge Plunge last night

Johnny - Yeah?

Joe - Yeah, didn't last too long though

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