PTDPD

Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder. The mental scarring from having unwanted and badly photographed dick pics sent to your phone.

Oh god. Billy gave me PTDPD. I'd be minding my own business, open up a text message, and BAM!!! Another ugly ass picture of his dick.

Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.

He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

PBJ

Prostate with a Blow Job. A BJ with a finger up your butt.

Thanks for the PBJ. The blowjob felt really good, but the finger in my ass was what totally pushed me over the edge.

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Trucking

Masturbating with a dildo

It felt so good, trucking myself to orgasm. I was totally putting the rubber to the road.

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