Embellishtician

A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.

"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."

i-Tunesicated

The act of purchasing music from iTunes while under the influence of alcohol. The term is generally associated with the purchase of music that one wouldn’t normally buy.

"Dude, I was so wasted last night, I downloaded the entire "Hi in Fidelity” album by REO Speedwagon because I thought it actually sounded good. It was a serious case of being i-Tunesicated."