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Gizzard Goo

The finger lickin' good residue left at the bottom of your bowl of fried gizzards.

My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.

by The Conjurer December 16, 2019


Butter Bully

When you feel such apathy towards a person that you willfully hit them in the head with a pat of butter and feel no guilt, only pleasure.

I was such a butter bully at the company dinner 'cause I nailed this chick right in the forehead with a big ole pat and it landed in her lap and I couldn't stop laughing.

by The Conjurer November 26, 2019


Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.

Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.

by The Conjurer March 20, 2020

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019


Yoga Fu

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.

Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .

by The Conjurer December 16, 2020


Screamer

A high school girl that is really hot and virginal. The kind of girl that you wanna make scream as you "break on through to the other side".

Man that chick is a total screamer. I'm gonna try to get her wasted tonight and see how far I can get.

by The Conjurer August 27, 2012

13πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Laserium

The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's

Dude, did you check out the Pink Floyd Laserium show last night? It was outta this world.

by The Conjurer August 23, 2012

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž