Textually Challenged

One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.

Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.

Shit Skier

When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.

Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.

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